I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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