So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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