You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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