I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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