that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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