return my video game
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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