Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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