plz talk dirty to me
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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