Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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