so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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