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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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