The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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