i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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