Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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