i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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