Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you didnt know i had herpes?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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