I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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