Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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