you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just tell him i said nine months
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
ttyl tear gas
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
