If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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