You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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