anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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