Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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