grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
