apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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