real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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