mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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