They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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