Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
