road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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