He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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