Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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