Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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