my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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