Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
PANTIES FOUND
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
