Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
