There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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