what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
do herpes really smell.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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