Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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