i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
