i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My vagina is very pro this idea
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