I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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