at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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