Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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