I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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