I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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