that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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