There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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