they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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