It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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