You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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