Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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