yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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