I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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