question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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