marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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