We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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